Fake Plastic Trees
This indie nail polish inspired by the Radiohead song features a creamy crelly base with glitters in brown, copper, and green, with a warm brown and green shifting sparkle shimmer.
Scofflaw Varnish Manufactory has been creating artisanal, small-batch indie nail polish in Chicago since 2013. Made with the finest cosmetic ingredients, free of carcinogens, and cruelty-free. Scofflaw Varnish is curious nail polish for the unconventional scofflaws among us.
For best results, apply thin coats and wait until each layer is dry before applying the next. Always use a quality base coat and a top coat such as Seche Vite or Gelous (or both) with your Scofflaw varnish to guarantee a shiny, smooth, chip-free manicure when you're out saving the world or changing the cat's litter box.
While all Scofflaw Nail Varnish has been tested before being available to the public, some settling and separation of glitter/pigments over time is normal in all nail polish. So give your bottle a good shake (or use it as a prop in your next jazz-hands routine) before each use. Each bottle contains stainless steel mixing balls to aid you; jazz-hand routine ideas are all on you, sorry.
Like all the best and most dignified indie polishes, Scofflaw Nail Varnish is 5-Free (containing no dibutyl phthalate, toluene, camphor, formaldehyde or formaldehyde resins) because we're in the business of awesome nail polish, not carcinogens. Only high-quality, cosmetic-grade pigments and glitter are used. Still, don't eat the nail polish.
Ingredients: Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Phthalic Anhydride/Trimellitic Anhydride/Glycols Copolymer, Isopropyl Alcohol, Sucrose Acetate Isobutyrate, Acrylates Copolymer, N-Butyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Hectorite, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Citric Acid, Benzophenone-1. May contain: Titanium Dioxide, Polyethylene Terephthalate, Aluminum, Polyurethane 33, Chromium Hydroxide Green, Chromium Oxide Greens, Ultramarines, Manganese Violet, Iron Oxide, Ferric Ferrocyanide, Red 28, Red 22, Orange 5, Yellow 11, Violet 2 ext, Red 6, Red 7, Yellow 6, Yellow 5, Blue 1, Bismuth Oxychloride, Blue 1 Lake, Red 40 Lake, Yellow 5 Lake, Mica.
Our nail polish will be shipped via USPS First Class Mail with a tracking number. Priority Mail will be used in the event of a larger order, due to weight restrictions. All polishes are mailed out in bubble mailers in addition to being wrapped securely in bubble wrap along with my fervent hopes that your mail carrier doesn't use the package as a hacky-sack. Please contact me if your polish arrives broken.
I aim to have your polish mailed within 3 days of you placing an order, with a 7-10 business day maximum after a new collection release or a sell-out. If there is any issue that might delay your package being sent within that time-frame, you will be contacted immediately.